Zone of Delusion. I. Fell. Off. My. Chair. Nearly hurt myself.
OMG. CAN WE TALK? Look- two of the times you listed are supremely relevant right now with folks trying to turn into gerbils while running marathons on their carpets. Not making this up.
I am pilfering this phrase and giving you full credit. You made my day. Now-to the elliptical in my basement.