You have a nice life sir, and forgive me if I point out that not only did you miss the humor inherent in the piece but that it flew by you at the same speed as that boulder heading back downhill.
Women get it. Good men get it. Other people, not so much. Pick one. Clearly that article wasn’t for you, and because of that, you had the choice to Leave. It. Alone.
And no those people aren’t identified, they are combinations of people, carefully protected, which is how we treat them with integrity.
Best of luck to you and your literary references, and good luck getting that boulder back up hill. I stopped doing that decades ago.
Just saying, I was reading Camus in his native French in middle school. If the reference was intended to be arch, the arch crumbled with your execrable grammar.