Yah. Try losing your main. Twice. First time that happened to me was on my 11th jump. Gets your attention. Then much later. Total malfunction, Mae West. Dumped the chute and nailed the peas. Next jump I got dragged up to do what used to be called a Horny Gorilla. Funny as shit. You had to be there. And then you have to pack both chutes, which means untangling the one you dumped.

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