Wait til you use the public toilet at the Cleveland zoo, your pants legs puddle in that shit that's on the floor 'cuz it NEVER occurred to you that it might be there, you walk out smelling like sewage, and for the rest of the day you can't for the life you figure out why people part like the Red Sea to let you pass. Sound like a real story? Yep. Happened to me. Funny as shit til you realize YOU'RE the one who stinks like shit.