This reminds me of a trend long before you were born of jeans so fucking tight that we had to lie on the floor, a friend STOOD ON OUR ABDOMEN, so that we could zip up. I am not making this up. - Julia E Hubbel - Medium

Feb 19, 2021

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You don’t remember the long days of attempting to move your body through unmovable, blue-colored concrete called denim with no give. A time before spandex was added to every article of clothing and there were no jeans anywhere label…

To The Gen Z’er Who Cancelled My Skinny Jeans

Leah

This reminds me of a trend long before you were born of jeans so fucking tight that we had to lie on the floor, a friend STOOD ON OUR ABDOMEN, so that we could zip up. I am not making this up.

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Julia E Hubbel

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Horizon Huntress, prize-winning author, adventure traveler, boundary-pusher, wilder, veteran, aging vibrantly. I own my sh*t. Let’s play! www.walkaboutsaga.com

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