…n my apartment. Have they been emptied? Will the undertakers notice that I got lax on my recycling? Will they judge the 32 ramen wrappers and how they smell like chicken, even though they’re not chicken, because how could a chicken be brown powder stuffed in a tiny pouch, like some sort of culinary cocaine? Will they smell the cat food congealed on the sides of a Febreze-scented trash bag?