That was simply charming. And the perfect example of why we are going to miss this pub. I just loved the way you ended this piece, but I don’t care for the way Medium ended the publication. I sincerely hope you find another home for your work where, as with dating, you find a healthy fit.

Oh. And a coffee table, Klee on the walls, a little puppy chewing your toes and coasters with New Yorker cartoons on them.