Julia E Hubbel
1 min readJan 6, 2020

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Sure fire tip to lose weight:

Get rid of all your skinny clothing.

Learn to love your jelly roll.

Buy a big gorgeous new wardrobe that fits.

Get comfy.

Stop stress eating.

Lose the pounds.

Rinse, repeat.

(this is a ripoff of my other article, but you get the point)

I wish I had a nickel for every time I threw out and then rebuilt my wardrobe. I’d be living on my private island in the Caribbean.

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Julia E Hubbel
Julia E Hubbel

Written by Julia E Hubbel

Stay tuned for some crossposting. Right now you can peruse my writing on Substack at https://toooldforthis.substack.com/ More to come soon.

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