1 min readJan 6, 2020
Sure fire tip to lose weight:
Get rid of all your skinny clothing.
Learn to love your jelly roll.
Buy a big gorgeous new wardrobe that fits.
Get comfy.
Stop stress eating.
Lose the pounds.
Rinse, repeat.
(this is a ripoff of my other article, but you get the point)
I wish I had a nickel for every time I threw out and then rebuilt my wardrobe. I’d be living on my private island in the Caribbean.