Some many years ago, Sean, a car sales ad barked that they would sell a car for a thousand bananas.

You know what happened. It was Florida, my home state (back then). Lady gets a truck, fills it with a thousand bananas, takes them to the dealership.

Gets laughed at and turned away.

You know what happened.

The dealer got sued. She got the car. He ended up with a thousand rotten bananas, a bad reputation and probably lost his job, too.

It wasn’t just a funny story. It was a moral tale. You don’t screw with people.