So I was going to do a Zoom with a Medium friend who needed a professional recommendation, and I pulled out my mascara wand which has not seen use for several years, and ended up watching all the little flakes drop into the sink. Which is what happens when Maybelline expires. Good. Because I forget I have that shit on and rub my eyes during exercise and look like Frito the Bandido, especially with a goddamned mask on. Makeup. Pah.