OMG It’s a good thing I wasn’t standing up while reading this. I am on my knees (surrounded by piles of files listening to all things, and singing along to Mama Mia by ABBA- now that’s a picture) and I had to hold my sides. Seriously I thought I’d die crying and laughing.

Thank god for fiber.

That WAS child abuse. Honestly, how do we make it this far? Well, we’re going backwards at warp speed, so perhaps that’s the wrong question. The man in question (Pence) reminds me of one of the best movie lines of all time from Good Morning Vietnam, when Robin tells a commanding officer that he’s in serious need of a blowjob.

AND a colonic. He is SO full of shit.