My Throat Hurt. I Couldn’t Breathe. I’ve Rarely Had More Fun.
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8 min readAug 8, 2021
Please. Stop it. No. Don’t. A Funny man nearly breaks my funny bone. What he speaks on is deadly serious.
“So, I’d applied to be a police officer (it’s always been on my bucket list). I made the final round, and two detectives show up at the house, unannounced, to see what my home life is…