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Liars Online
And other reasons to go get a bourbon.
Ann Litts just sent me a story (which she is allowing me to use, and thanks as always) about her ten hot minutes of online dating.
Ann is pretty, blond, badass and an RN. She also rides a Harley, so kindly, geddafuckouddadaway.
During a momentary and very serious, lapse in judgement, she went online. Here then is her story in its entirety:
So — for the 10 hot seconds I participated in On Line Dating. The most attractive thing about me was the RN at the end of my name. I chatted with a man who had back surgery. The same back surgery a close friend and hiking partner had. We discussed skiing — his surgeon had cleared him. It was agreed to meet for drinks. As I am walking across the parking lot to the restaurant — a man gets out of a very nice luxury vehicle. He can barely make it to the front door he is having so much trouble with his mobility.
My Date.
This man purposefully lead me to believe he could ski. I don’t think he could go up more than 2 or 3 steps. As we settle in for a drink — he tells me how rich he is. Note the make/model of his car. We could take fabulous trips together — first class because he can afford it and his health requires the extra level of comfort.