I stopped at the title. I was laughing too hard. That is just so fucking TRUE. Fitness Singles has had the same goddamned couple on their website's front page for what, fifteen years? Which tells me that either their web guy died, or more likely that is THE ONLY COUPLE THAT EVER MET ON LINE ON FITNESS SINGLES. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What this reminds me of, Shani, is the influencer who, after having had a baby, was back to her fitness trainer weight in weeks. No matter that her rich hubby could afford a personal chef, a nanny, a trainer, blah blah. Her tag line was #what'syourexcuse? Same message. the words bitch slap come to mind. I got my guy and now I"m married, whatsamattawitYOU? How is this any different from all the before and after weight loss ads (talk to me in three years, Sparky)? Yah. I lose my shit too. Then I hit the gym, plan my next trip and fuggedaboudit.