"I like anel sex"

(no. I'm not kidding)

I love to laugh (what, while pulling wings off flie? this makes you unique? Even a fucking HYENA laughs, moron)

I've been doing this since 1998. My list is endless. And they all think they are original. Especially the ones lying with their heads on a pillow or shoving a dead animal at us. Or their cars and Harleys and boats and anything bloody else that stands in for aging dick. Don't. Get. Me. Started.