I laughed so hard at the title I didn’t even bother to read the article.

I will, but right now, my stomach hurts. This is just FUNNY.

I finally kick the SHITHEEL out of my life and now I wanna text him, as though somehow in a crisis he’s new and improved?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I am heading to run the stairs at Red Rocks after doing an hour of kickboxing, after which I have to do weights, PT and write more articles. Then I’m gonna read. And enjoy the sweetness of my own excellent company.

Without the shitheel.

Thanks for the laugh. I will read this, I promise.