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I Hijacked Besom & Bletherskate’s Lockdown Interview for Illumination.
And here are my answers. Careful what you ask for.
I was reading Terri DelCampo-Nelson’s article about this a few minutes ago and figured why not.
Besom & Bletherskite created the following interview about the lockdown experience. Almost as good as Terri’s Bizarre-ass questions.
Here goes:
What have you missed the most during the lockdown?
Being able to fit into my skinny workout shorts.
Seriously? My gym. My pool. My stairs at Red Rocks. Planning my next trip to wherever.
All of which would go a LONG FUCKING WAY into letting me fit back into my skinny workout shorts.
What’s the best thing about being in lockdown?
Screaming FUCK YOU ASSHOLE at all the IRS scammers. Really helps relieve the tension. They’ve now blocked my number when I call back (honestly, a little foul language goes SUCH a long way)
Truly? Silence, dotted with birdsong, wind in my pines. No traffic. Deer in the yard, birds on the deck, and watching spring bloom for the last time in my yard.
However I’m almost ready to start screaming FUCK YOU ASSHOLE at the once-polite gang…