I. Fucking. PEED.

The number of times this was promised, and the number of times the result was a complete and utter flop (the amazing sex was, for me to do all the work) is a one to one ratio.

Men have SUCH a high opinion of their sexual prowess. I have SUCH a low opinion of said sexual prowess that when I hear this,I suggest a plastic doll, whose expectations being, remain and will always be, ZERO.