I Am the Tourist from Hell

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Even Teddy got frustrated with me. I am so sorry.

Okay, so at least I am not the tourist who was SO OFFENDED that the server put a sausage on her plate by mistake that she sent the entire plate back to the kitchen with MUCH LOUD COMPLAINING THAT SHE CAN’T TOUCH THE PLATE OMIGOD IT HAD MEAT ON IT.