How to Lose That Last Ten Pounds Forever.
Dedicated to my bud-in-the-sky Kris; this is all your fault.
- Fall in love with the lumps. Decide you Look Much Better with padding.
- Dump your entire expensive, exhaustive Back-When-I-Was- Skinny(ier) wardrobe.
- Yell WHEEEEEEEEE I’m FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Do a happy dance in front of your mirror.
- Wait a while.
- Now that you’re happy, content and living comfortably, you won’t stress eat.
- You lose the ten pounds.
- Pull out credit card.
- Start over.
- Keep repeating the rest of your life.
- This is the forever part.