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How to know if you have a really good acupuncturist
1 min readJan 22, 2020
- You wake up, face down on the table, head on the cradle, and think, when the hell did we get purple carpet?
- You wake up, face up on the table, and think, fuck. What day is it? If it’s Tuesday this must be Belgium.
- You wake up, face down on the table and think, Is my carpet purple? Man, that must have been some good shit.
- Oh my god. Where did I put my colostomy bag?