How to know if you have a really good acupuncturist

  1. You wake up, face up on the table, and think, fuck. What day is it? If it’s Tuesday this must be Belgium.
  2. You wake up, face down on the table and think, Is my carpet purple? Man, that must have been some good shit.
  3. Oh my god. Where did I put my colostomy bag?

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