Here: Date My Dead Fish. My Dead Fox. My Big Truck. My Harley. My Dead Bear. My Dead Deer. My Big Boat. My Dog. My Sports Car.

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What’s a guy to do? Well, again, how about waking up and smelling the Twenty First Century, gentlemen?

I am not a molester.

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So, I ask again: what’s a guy to do?

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Horizon Huntress, prize-winning author, adventure traveler, boundary-pusher, wilder, veteran, aging vibrantly. I own my sh*t. Let’s play!

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