GAH! (See, I did it again. Hairball)

One time I saw a profile which featured- I kid you not- twelve ECU (extreme close up) shots that were basically excursions into the man’s nostrils.

While I am up for cave exploring, and have done just that in the enormous NatGeo caves in Vietnam, gazing deeply into the mucus-lined, silia-filled cavities of this guy’s sinus didn’t exactly make my panties wet.

Cat balls.

Just saying.

Shit, Sean. The stories I have. Just….Jesus.