Did You Fall? Wrong Question. How Fast Did You Get Back Up? Right Question.
8 min readDec 22, 2018
The two German Shepherds leapt towards me with ears pricked forward. Help is on the way, I thought, briefly.
Then they went to work vacuuming up all the croutons, salad dressing and other goodies that I had just strewn out across the hallway floor.