Clearly hard enough! Look, I can’t even eat ice cream from a container. NoI’m not making this up. I bought a container of Haagen Daas, put in the freezer. I NEVER buy ice cream. Yet, there it was. Wake up at midnight. Pad in in the dark into the kitchen. AH! ice cream! spoon. check. Container, check. Pad into the dark living room (I need my night vision or I impale myself on a chair) sit down. Dig in. Um, nothing. Dig. Dig. WTF man? Pad to the freezer, throw it back in. Fuggedaboudit.

Next day, about 1 pm. ICE CREAM!!! I open the freezer, take out the container. Open it. A piece of tight white plastic, with about eight spoon dents in it, across the top.

I peed.

who knew that HD made adult-proof containers?

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