Because you’re a nurse this will make you laugh: I developed an impingement and OA in my left hip, have a torn rectus femoris, hit my head for teh 21st time Christmas Eve and you can still see the cut (and boy does it still hurt), my right shoulder still has bicep tendonitis from last year’s surgery and I’m in a sling, and I am passing kidney stones.

On top of that-nononono I’m not done yet- I was at the ER last Sunday night, and the CAT scan showed that I was seriously constipated. This in the Prebiotic, uber fiber Natural Food Woman. If I hadn’t been in so much goddamned pain I’d have fallen off the table laughing.

AND I’m on my way to Bali, god damn it.

Horizon Huntress, prize-winning author, adventure traveler, boundary-pusher, wilder, veteran, aging vibrantly. I own my sh*t. Let’s play!

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