At that point, the publicist would have been well served to be struck across the face with a Stilson wrench, and then told she had multiple deadlines, as in Right Fucking NOW. So get the fuck over yourself and Get. To. Work. Loser.

The emotional maturity and compassion of a dead gerbil.

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