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A Brand-New Surefire Way to Get a Date: Publish my Masturbation Videos!

Okay, okay, okay. I admit it.

I have no social life right now. Apparently that’s obvious to certain lowlife scammers who seem to believe that I possess money or an unlimited bank account. Or for that matter, am a male. While I’ve been toying with (and eventually dumped) online dating sites as being a bad investment of my time — for now —…