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A Brand-New Surefire Way to Get a Date: Publish my Masturbation Videos!
Okay, okay, okay. I admit it.
I have no social life right now. Apparently that’s obvious to certain lowlife scammers who seem to believe that I possess money or an unlimited bank account. Or for that matter, am a male. While I’ve been toying with (and eventually dumped) online dating sites as being a bad investment of my time — for now — apparently my desperate attempts to have a lively social life at 66 didn’t go unnoticed.
Since clearly I must spend most of my days downloading pedophilia (well natch, of course I do, I have nothing better to do other than run a business, write articles, work out, study, make sales calls, travel internationally, oh, I dunno, what a boring life) apparently I have been caught in the act. And, apparently someone caught me with my pants down. No, really. Or so I’m told.
So today while I was looking for a lost email that might have landed in SPAM, I found what the proverbial cat dragged in:
FINAL WARNING (email)
You have the last chance to save your social life — I am not kidding!!
I give you the last 72 hours to make the payment before I send
the video with your masturbation to all your friends and associates.
The last time you visited a erotic website with young Teens,
you downloaded and installed the…